皮皮虾我们走 发表于 2021-3-17 17:27

小伙随礼,5个口袋掏出10捆现金,现场都懵了:全是1块啊

<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;" data-mpa-powered-by="yiban.io"><span style="font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="font-size: 15px;">朋友结婚，</span><span style="font-size: 15px;"><br></span></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">你都准备什么“大礼”？</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><br></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">3月15日，</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">济南这位姓许的小伙给朋友随礼时，</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">可谓费劲心思</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">准备了一份大礼</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><br></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">只见他<br></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);">直接从5个衣兜里掏出</span></strong></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">1,2,3,4,……9，10</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong>10捆人民币！</strong></span></section><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><br></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">一桌子人集体看懵！</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">仔细一看，更懵！<br></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);">都是1块的啊！</span></strong></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);"><br></span></strong></span></section><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">就连见多识广的</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">账房先生也一时没反应过来。</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><br></span></section><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">虽然都是1块的，但这架势是有了<br></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><br></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></span></strong></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><br></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">网友：你确定不是去搞事情的？</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);"><br></span></strong></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong></strong><br></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">许先生表示，</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong>自己是专门从银行换的10捆1元钱，</strong></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong>一共1000元作为礼金，</strong></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">原因很简单：</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);">是想着兄弟结婚后可以留作零花钱，</span></strong></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170);">如果是100元的可能就被老婆收走了。</span></strong></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><br></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">网友：这是真兄弟！</span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><br></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></section><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 15px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;">来源：齐鲁晚报综合自闪电新闻、网友评论</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://www.yewn.cn/data/attachment/forum/202101/11/085551lbpaz0hiic777gc6.jpg"></p></div>

星河私藏家 发表于 2021-3-17 17:29

哈哈哈这也是个牛人

华薇 发表于 2021-3-17 17:53

千里挑一，随便挑

木子水吉 发表于 2021-3-17 17:57

用心良苦啊！

触摸阳光 发表于 2021-3-17 19:13

哈哈哈哈哈哈

雕刻时光 发表于 2021-3-17 19:38

平时够。公交找零钱还不容易

剑魂 发表于 2021-3-17 19:59

想得还真周到…

逸香飘雪 发表于 2021-3-18 19:10

如果老婆只给留一张呢
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