走失小孩一声“谢谢爷爷” ，辅警遭遇暴击：我才38岁啊！
<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><p style="max-width: 100%; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">你的长相和年龄相符吗？<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></span></p><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="max-width: 100%; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-role="paragraph" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-role="outer" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="91525" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-mpa-template-id="855957" data-mpa-color="null" data-mpa-category="fav" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-mpa-template-id="855416" data-mpa-color="null" data-mpa-category="fav" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-mpa-template-id="1190554" data-mpa-color="null" data-mpa-category="fav" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-mpa-template-id="981084" data-mpa-color="null" data-mpa-category="fav" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="85487" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-mpa-template-id="855957" data-mpa-color="null" data-mpa-category="fav" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section data-mpa-template-id="855416" data-mpa-color="null" data-mpa-category="fav" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">如果被赞"长得年轻"，</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">自然让人愉悦，</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">但反之，如果长得"着急"...</span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); box-sizing: border-box !important;">最近</span></strong></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66); box-sizing: border-box !important;">安徽蚌埠38岁的辅警孙玉超</span></strong></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="color: rgb(171, 25, 66); max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">就因为长相遇到了一件尴尬事</span></strong></span></p><p style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="color: rgb(171, 25, 66); max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 202px !important;"></span></p></section><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">前不久</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">孙玉超跟同事一起帮辖区内伙伴</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">找到了一个走丢的小孩</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">因为工作繁忙</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">孙玉超几两天没合眼睡觉</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">脸也没刮，胡子拉碴</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">结果被现场一个小男孩连声喊：</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 169, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important;">“谢谢爷爷！谢谢爷爷！”</span></strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;border-radius: 13px;top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 503px !important;"></span></p></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;border-radius: 13px;top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 512px !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p></section><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">才38岁就被喊成了爷爷</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这简直是暴击呀！</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">孙玉超说</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">当时自己也没有反应过来</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">可能因为长得比较“沧桑”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">又加班两天没刮胡子</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">才在这个年纪被喊了“爷爷”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">但喊完后小男孩也觉得不太合适，</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">又改口喊“谢谢警察叔叔”</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;border-radius: 13px;top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 599px !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;border-radius: 13px;top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 599px !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;border-radius: 13px;top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 599px !important;"></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">长得沧桑</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">到底是一种怎样的体验呢？</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">有网友自曝<br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></strong></span></p><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section powered-by="135编辑器" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><section powered-by="135编辑器" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“我高中有几次没穿校服，</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">保安楞是不让我进，</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">说家长不让进！”</strong></span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p></section></section></section></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">对于长相成熟的伙伴，</span></p></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">你们就有这个资本，</span></p></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">别人20岁的时候，</span><span style="letter-spacing: 2px;">你像40！</span></span></p></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">别人30的时候，</span><span style="letter-spacing: 2px;">你还像40！</span></span></p></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">别人40的时候，</span><span style="letter-spacing: 2px;">你不还是40岁的样子嘛？</span></span></p></section><section style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">不老容颜，多好，多好！</span></p><section style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"></section></section><section style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 164px;height: 163px;"></span></section><section style="max-width: 100%; text-align: center; line-height: 2em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-style: initial;border-color: initial;top: auto;left: auto;right: auto;bottom: auto;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 164px;height: 163px;"><span style="color: rgb(84, 84, 84); font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 0.54px;">新闻来源：沈阳网</span></span></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></div> 哈哈哈哈太好笑了哈哈哈，这个侮辱性极强
哈哈，孩子看走眼了
哈哈，小孩子有时看不出来大人年龄
这事搞的
哈哈哈这孩子 太可爱了
暴击{:qqemoji14:}{:qqemoji14:}{:qqemoji14:}
太自卑了，还是好好倒置倒置
我去练车，跟几个学员聊天，聊到孩子，然后教练就问我，你孙子上几年级，我就问他:你问我哪个孙子，大的上初中了，小的上幼儿园了。然后教练就说:你这奶奶可真年轻，他都快50了还没孙子
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